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Hans

november 11 2002, monday

een very busy with painting and publicizing the "Robodisko" exhibition (at the Berlin Libido Lounge on sunday december the 1st).

All the smaller paintings will be hung in circles of light from a slide projection of an exploding disco ball. Made two flyers and a pretty well received press text about the "industrialization of club culture" & club art. It goes a bit like this: The idea is that after having become an institution, saturated or obsolete, a phenomenon never is discontinued but kept alive and alive. For instance, as long as you still can sell the most ludicrous product just by attaching some reference to clublife, it just won't go away, however dead it might be.

-click to see the flyer-

So, as so many jobs are involved, and with young people inventing nothing new, it'll all go on for a while, getting as boring as rock was in the end. A solution would be to just let robots do the clubbing for you. Let them get the hangovers, get addicted to drugs, go to Betty Ford Clinic, get blown up by jihadists, or have drugged up unsafe sex and die for you. You could follow it vicariously if you'd care, but you wouldn't. After the mechanization of workspace it would be the mechanization of playspace.  

Artists were for quite some time jealous of DJ's, but now DJ's seem to grow jealous of artists. Especially DJ's that are getting on seem to value the potential of growing old gracefully that being an artist offers...
 


november 9 2002, saturday

he tulip-o-rama paintings at the The Hague show (on the 7th of december) will be on view until christmas, with lights and all. They'll be hung theatre style as a giant backdrop, about 14 meters wide and 6 meters high, and incorporate two video screens. It'll help develop this idea i've been having for a while, to use these kinetic paintings to make art backdrops for theatre productions of some kind, as a well paid and all of a sudden well respected artist' job, context changing all. 
 

october 18 2002, wednesday 

ade a couple of small glam portraits of Chantal, a local drag queen who has inspired many artists already. it is based on a Ari Versluis partypic of her. One of the paintings will be on next months "House of Shame" flyer for her weekly party night.

Painted her in dark purple, pale salmon and in yellow up till now, but my favourite one might be still in the making; it's going to look like those horrible Klaus Schulze or Yes record sleeves. We're thinking of showing slides of the portraits at her House of Shame night (at Ostgut) some night in November.

We're also arranging to present slides and kinetic stage paintings at the marke bevent at the Berlin Volksbühne on December the 13th. It's a big yearly festival presenting the many Berlin electronica record label, curated by Gudrun Gut (of Malaria and Oceanclub fame), the talented Thomas Fehlmann and dj Daniel Meteo, and featuring concerts by the likes of Peaches, Schneider TM, Gonzales, Modeselektor, & Thomas Morr.

We'll be presenting our art in the so called "Roter Salon", a nice Art Deco ballroom with lots of wood. 
 


october 10 2002, thursday

nother rejection today of some paperworx that we'd sent in to be in an exhibition / competition organized by an art society in Mainz. We're ruining ourselves financially (and morally) with these applications, each costing us time and money. Artists had to send in originals and ours came back crumpled... I can just imagine the jury gathered in their quarters: the local school director, the mayor's and the banker's wife deciding well, this is so graphic it can't be painting now can it. And then accidentally sitting on it.

If this is the serious, upmarket art circles we should be counting on instead of clubwork, i'm not so sure. "Artist as entrepeneur" is still my best bet.

Also in the mail was a copy of Sicco Carlier's and Tillmans' butt. Butt magazine that is.. Have to admit to liking their butt. Looking very like my teenage porn, it's so unlike any other gay magazine because it's not about shopping. Instead it has long, "indeep" interviews like the 70s Gay Sunshine ones.

Painted a small portrait of James Baldwin today. It's to possibly get a commission from a jewish patron to paint an african american, or an african african, as long as it's a "famous personality". Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King were mentioned as examples..

As a compromise besides Baldwin, I thought of Billie Holliday, but I somehow suspect a queer and a junky aren't the role models that are wanted here.
 


october 8th 2002, thuesday 

ot back the paintings from the art auction, think only very little sold. The organizers must be having a hard time... Actually glad to have them back; they turned out very well and can now be used for a proper exhibiton. 
 

October 2 2002, wednesday 

..I.P. preview benefit party for Saturday's art auction "Künstler helfen Kindern" proved only hippie artists have a social conscience.

The party part was in a huge, brightly lighted hall in a very minimal, very chic, very unrentable new office building in the city center. Only a handful of collectors had come, and the rest was all artists. We came a bit later on; everybody was dressed up fine, but drunk in the most unbelievable way, probably out of frustration at the lack of bidding. When musicians Rob Rutman & Nico Nippolis started their fine gig some of the artists started to actually roll on the floor or do horrible spidery hippie dances, actually shouting "far out!" occasionally, the many security men placed symmetrically on the balconies and other strategic points looking on in disbelieve. Made me feel as if we were in art-prison. Some guards were cute though. 

Then a Alan Ginsberg lookalike behind us started to groan ecstatically as the music developed and we just had to leave.
Gee, am I glad I'm not an artist!
 
 

september 20 2002, saturday

ad a supper at the atelier so artists Thomas Säckl (Mr. Anti Gay Spray) & Jean Ulrick Désert could meet each other. They're both artists working with concepts of discrimination and PC. Thomas is organizing "wigger" parties in Rotterdam, a theme that Jean Ulrick uses too. Jean Ulrick had just showed his burqa installation in New York but he didn't get a chance to tell us much about it.

Burqa art is popping up everywhere by the way; it's in the "Inside Out" art show in the Bunker, and a czech artist (I think it is Cerny) is doing performances in Rotterdam wearing burqas that are made out of flags too! That's a problem with conceptual art, an idea can be stolen or appropriated much easier than a craft. It also demonstrates what a slow kind of fashion art is: in haute couture there were burqa "statements" already a year ago.

 

september 17 2002, tuesday

he last few weeks we've also been giving much attention again to the possibilities of art funding: applying for fellowships, commissions and competitions. After a while it became very clear again why we stopped doing that long ago, and went club art instead. The "themes" the organizers dream up are still as abstract & highbrow as they are meanigless, and worse, you're supposed to apply in the same vein!

Help! Can't they just do an art lottery instead?

It does explain why artists often talk such crap though: first it's conditioning by failed artists that are forced to teach at art schools. Later after you left art school and are now a failed artist yourself you perfect your academic lingo a bit further by applying for these grants and prizes. Trying to impress critics and wealthy people does the rest. 

To imagine you're helping artists by putting them in some faraway castle "to develop their work without outside interference" is just so neo-feudal. It's the court life that matters anyway, not the castle, and today's court is to be found in the city. So if they want to help, they should be giving you spending money for the "Paris Bar". 

Anyway: who says you get better art by just giving artists some money to do whatever they like at home. Doesn't it in reverse mean you don't want art to interfere either? It didn't hurt Andy's or Rembrandt's or Michelangelo's art to be told what to do. A patron cares a lot about the results at least. An art civil servants or a jury that tells you to go develop yourself doesn't.  Without a social component art is pretty meaningless.

 

september 8 2002, sunday 

oined a benefit art auction "Künstler helfen Kinder" (artist helping children) with six rather too nice paintings. It's for the SOS Kinderdörfer and takes place on October 5 in a chic Berlin-Mitte office space (empty, of course).
 

august 27 2002, tuesday 

orked for days on a proposal for an open-air art piece for a festival/workshop in an "english style" park at a castle near Dresden next year. It's four curved lighted walls (somewhat like the "Sliding Wall", with colour vinyl shapes glued on) that make a kind of pavilion space. 

It could be used, among other things, for performing, lounging, cruising or partying, (okay yes, even urinating) so there's still the social aspect that's part of our art. 

 


august 25 2002, sunday

anielle de Picciotto has new work at the Goldberg Institut until the 29th. She's busy organizing the Kunst oder Koenig Club art Exhibition in Brandenburg town near Berlin next weekend. You can support the show by ordering the new catalogue and postcards online. 

We're busy preparing stuff for our presentation at a deserted Jugendstil toy factory as part of the event. You can also follow the event as livestream (www.jukufa.de) on the evening of the 31th. 

Other news: Check the Berliner Zeitung newspaper this week for a colourful full page feature on Tulip by journalist Katja Winckler. 
 

august 17 2002, sunday

aulus finished his father's gravestone project at last, because of regulations he had to change the concrete sculpture lots of times.

Seems our circus will travel to the Hague in december to do a large presentation for the Integrate event! Turns out the futuristic college building (Haagse Hogeschool) where it takes place has hip ceramic art all over the place made by another great MaMA artist, so it'll be mamafication allover. 
 

august 1 2002, thursday 

ri & Hans visit Chantal at the "House of Shame" at "Ostgut". It is my favourite night out in Berlin; heavy handed drag shows followed by dirty electro. Chantal looked very glam in a white polyester & gold lamé jump-suit. There where the hottest boys, and even if you couldn't have them you could always just look up and drink their sweat dripping down from the ceiling. Chantal has made a super "transelectro" recording by the way; we're going to make a portrait of her, possibly for the cover and for one of the party's flyers. 

 

july 13 2002, saturday

he slide installation for Dr.Motte's Praxxiz night at Casino Club did indeed make the people look kind of tribal. Cute half naked boys that just couldn't stop dancing looking very ornamental in the blaze of exquisite projections based on Paulus' pattern paintings

We sadly could not show the huge backdrop painting we'd been preparing for weeks for the Star Sounds Orchestra, the band project of Steve Schroyder formerly of Tangerine Dream. In their live performances they apply an (endless) jamming attitude, involving giant gongs and lots of fine african percussion, to ambient, goa-style electronica. There was no proper stage and no stage light at all so they had to play in the dark... Also they'd been scheduled to play at the same time as the long awaited D.A.F. reunion gig, so most of the time it was playing in the dark for no audience for them. 

D.A.F. thought it would be funny to have some kind of beatle mania screeching mixed in during their entire set, for that extra bit of hysteric atmosphere. Unfortunately after the 3th song Gabi sounded just like a beatle mania girl himself, he'd lost his voice entirely.

Most songs were from their impressive re-unification album, "Funfzehn Neue DAF Lieder" (the boys still pose naked for their covers) with the expected classics thrown in.


Most such reunions don't bring interesting new work, but D.A.F. still sound contemporary, nicely in tune with the renewed interest in song structure in electronica today.

As a concert though, it sounded almost too exactly like the records as is often the problem with electronic acts. They should have thought of some kind of Senior Coconut hack to make it less predictable. Like a version of "Tanz den Mussolini" for electronic piano, or a senior citizen big band version of "Sex unter Wasser" headed by Gabi in a gold lamé suit. Oh well, it's easy to think for others..

 

july 13 2002, saturday

ad an information stand at the Musik & Machine congress on electronic music (organised by Tresor club). Not too well visited. Next year it will take place on a weekend well away from the love parade date.

What we hadn't realized is how much techno purist are still steeped in new wave aesthetics, they don't want to cross over one little inch. They weren't amused much by our bright imagery and, again confusing it with a goa thing. We'll be painting black on black for them next time... 

(Very many famous dj's passed by our stand i'm told, but then so what. So many of them remind me of the rock heroes of my youth, plain blokes put on a pedestal. Motte would be Bob Geldoff or maybe John Lennon. Westbam would be Phil Collins. But who would be Freddie Mercury? What's also the same is none of them ever wants to retire, we'll need a electronic punk movement soon to make it all exciting again.) 

Still fairs are a nice thing, i think art fairs are the best exhibitions, and any kind of other fair is good fun to infiltrate & educate with something arty.

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Speaking of infiltrate & educate, the love parade frieze on Paul van Dyk's yellow Vandit Records car looked hyper bright & hyper nice. But then: something hanging from a car can't be art now, can it? 

For "art professionals" it's the context that makes something "fine art". For them art must be documentary nowadays, but, ironically, art that functions socially is deemed naive... Understandable as such art does after all take away their job of explaining. 

I just read somewhere that the origin of the art exhibition is from people hanging their paintings from their balconies for the pope to see once a year, so there was a time when art could be high-class and literally "street" at the same time... 

Maybe what we've been doing in our art is regressing in history towards the beginning of painting. A journey away from prestige object orientation towards a shared social event, from exclusive to inclusive: We started out in galleries with canvasses, then came murals, then lowering the prestige more by doing disco paintings, now our paintings are dangling from cars... Next thing we'll be cave-painting. 
 


july 4 2002, thursday

imitri of Tresor Club suggested we join the label segment of his Musik und Machine congress. We will infiltrate the segment (which is mainly music label like "wmf-records" and "pbitch contol") as an art label, offering handpainted posters, painted 7" and 12" "picture discs" that you can't play, and a special CD edition of "Legère's" music. Oh gee, we might get discovered by the international dj aristocracy yet, getting supported in true neo-feudal manner at last, painting covers and decorating VIP lounges around the world.



Also, we started to paint the frieze for Paul van Dyk's loveparade van, it's 34 meters long all around, and might also be shown at their party in the evening.

The Praxxiz event slides we designed after Paulus' pattern paintings will have the audience looking like tatoed tribal figures. If it works out, otherwise they could just as well turn out to resemble russian prisoners.

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